‘I’

I am just being honest

(saying) – Sing it like the Outkast song

I don’t even know

(saying) – To not have a clue, or to be in shock about something

I hate your guts

(saying) – When you are mad at someone

I have a confession

(saying) – It is barely a confession at all; usually told to a crush when you did something semi-embarrassing; said to girlfriends in the morning after you slept with, fueled with or kissed someone surprising

I’m going to punch you in the nose

(saying) – When you are mad at someone for something, or if they something rude

I’m rich!

(saying) – When you find any amount of change on the ground/floor or when you find a bill in an old jacket or pants pocket

Is this some kind of a sick and twisted joke?!

(saying) – Are you kidding me?

I’ll never tell

(saying; sung in a scary way) – You will tell them in 0 seconds

I’m blind

(saying) – Vision is slightly blurred

I’m single now

(saying) – Said sarcastically when you not actually breaking up with your boyfriend; Said if he didn’t call you back or is busy when you want to hang out with him
Usage: “well.. I’m single now so we should probably go out tonight and find some new spices.”